Do you ever feel like the only thing that will make you truly happy is an endless supply of material goods?
Welcome to my world.
If these shoes had lips, I would make out with them all day long.
If this dress were losing the party spirit late on a Saturday night, I would totally give it my last Sparks.
If this handbag lived on the other side of the creek, I would row my little boat over there every night, crawl in through the window and share its bed in a totally platonic way.
If this shirt were really an alien with powers beyond that of mortal men growing up on a small farm in Kansas, I would totally keep his huge secret. In my pants.
