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Monday
28Jun

you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease

Not feeling especially garrulous today.  Been feeling lackadaisical.  Weekend items of note: celebrated Ian’s birthday at the boys’ (AJ, Ian, Will, Neil) new house which features glitter-swirled sinks, green bathroom fixtures and a shed out back to hide the bodies, err, tools; visited Jamie’s new Agent X Clothing Store and supported her monetarily by purchasing a pretty new skirt which I am, in fact, wearing today; ate three hibachi-grilled kosher dogs at Jenny’s house and loved every beefy-cream-cheesy bite.

Also, saw preview for King Arthur starring some guy, some other guy and everyone’s favorite beanpole, Keira Knightley, as a tattooed woad warrior princess/whore, apparently.  One of the lines in the preview touts the film as “The True Story Behind The Legend” which, I must say, piqued my interest, especially since the previous image had been of Merlin harnessing the forces of nature.  Ah yes, the true story.  Also featured in this true story: ogres.


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Reader Comments (8)

That girl makes some crazy clothes.
06.28.2004 | Unregistered CommenterAnnie
she does have some unattractive models, though. the chunky (my bad, "voluptuous") girl is cute, but what's with the girl with the jay leno chin and the huge eyebrows? or the one chick with the weird boobs? they should get you to model, hotpants.
06.28.2004 | Unregistered Commenterjordan
whoa, there jordy--i know some of those models, so watch the meanness!
06.28.2004 | Unregistered Commenterahe
Jordan:
Unless that was ironic making fun of RR (always good) then that better not have included any references to RR. Or I'm coming to your hometown to kick your puppy.
06.29.2004 | Unregistered CommenterJonas
jonas:
who the fuck is RR? i stand by everything i said previously. and i'm so scared.
06.29.2004 | Unregistered Commenterjordan
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
06.29.2004 | Unregistered Commenterahe
Jordan:
NEVERMIND!

Scared? You WILL be! Neil (H.), whom you may or may not know, once left a pair of socks in my car (I'd say "sweat" socks, but Neil knows no other kind). I've kept those socks in a lead lined safe and fed them head cheese, small babies, and patchoulli extract for several years now. Like they say on Kids in the Hall "You don't want me to let the monkeys out" except in this case it would be the socks that ate Chicago.

06.29.2004 | Unregistered CommenterJonas
okay, that is a very good threat. i bow to you.
06.29.2004 | Unregistered Commenterjordan

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