i pulled you down off them columns and you loved it

No no no no no no no no NO!!!! 

Do you think when Marlon Brando goes to heaven, he’ll be thin?  I imagine he’ll look like he did in The Wild One.  Oh, and God will be Cute Guy God from Joan of Arcadia and they’ll make out!  Actually, I think when *I* get to heaven, Marlon Brando will be thin.  When Marlon gets there, he’s going to be fat, happy and wearing a pareo.  Have a bacon sandwich on me, baby.

Comments

[jessica]

When I get to heaven, everyone will look like thin Marlon Brando. And I will look as delicious as a bacon sandwich to each and every one of them.

[Annie]

When I get to Heaven, Marlon Brando will be a bacon sandwich and I will eat him. Then my lips will be wiped by Catherine Zeta-Jones. Also, I will be fat, happy and wearing a pareo.