a hoo-er no moo-re

Hahhah, in your face, conservative dicks!  Suck on that.

Mwah.  I’m a little punchy this morning, due almost entirely to the fact that some silly fucking bint kept me up half the goddamn night having some argument with her ex?-girlfriend on the phone.  Apparently, this justifiably heartbroken, but ridiculously rude bitch decided that she’d leave her apartment to have this 3 hours long scream-fest so as not to bother her roommate and instead, go out into the hallway/stairwell and annoy the entire rest of the fucking building with the nasal whine of the dumpee.  I don’t know the specifics of their romantic entanglements, but apparently “Beth” (who I will assume is female, since Beth is a pretty gender-specific name) broke up with “Silly Fucking Bint” and it wasn’t FAIR because she would have MARRIED Beth!  She LOVED Beth!  She couldn’t live without Beth! And this, literally, is all that she said for like 2 hours.  And by “said,” i mean “yelled.”  I went out after almost an hour of her hysterical sobbing and screaming and asked her to go into her apartment and she flat-out ignored me.  As I was walking away, someone else came out of his apartment and asked her to quiet down and she ignored him too.  I went out again later and I almost punched the bitch, I swear to god.  I told her that I understood she was in the middle of an emotional situation, but she was disturbing the other tenants and she needed to either go inside her apartment, leave the building, or quiet down.  She just looked at me and turned around and kept whining to Beth about how she loved her and it wasn’t fair.  And that’s when I said, “Shit, if I were Beth, I’d have dumped you too.”  Which was unforgivably hurtful and mean, but whatever, fuck her.  I’m not sorry because she shut up after that.

Comments

[Jonas]

Next time just take her phone w. you.

[Annie]

OH HOLY SHIT! that was so bitchy, dude...but understandable. i'd probably have resorted to physical violence, though.

[jd]

what's a bint?

[jessica]

You just did what everyone else in the entire building probably wanted to do. If there had been a crowd, you would have gotten a standing ovation.

[Ahe]

yeah. i was rude, but very, very clever. thanks for understand y'all.

mm, btw, jd: a bint is a british slang term for a girl/women. i get the impression that it's slightly patronizing, but not like a really mean thing to call someone. don't know the derivation, though.

[Jonas]

Says here:http://www.takeourword.com/Issue067.html

Bint comes from Arabic for daughter. The word in Arabic? Bint.

Further we find:
It was generally pejorative and implied a prostitute.

Seems to mean the same as bin for boys meaning, son (or daughter if bint) of.

[Racist Steve]

You did the right thing. For you and for Beth.