did you see the size of that chicken?

So, the Titanic drinking game went on as scheduled the other night and honestly, I think I may have broken a rib from laughing so terribly hard.  For those of you who have never played, the rules of the game are as follows:

You must drink whenever:

• a poor person speaks with an accent
• Rose’s mother or Cal’s manservant look like they smell something foul
• the camera pans back to show the enormity of the boat
• the camera pans back to show the enormity of this guy’s ear (thanks to Liz for pointing it out even though I can’t pinpoint that entry and thanks to Doug for the picture)
• an audience member makes a “Where was GONDOR?!?!” joke when Bernard Hill is on-screen
• someone gets punched in the face
• you can’t believe that wrinkly old lady got nominated for an Academy Award for her awful performance
• someone delivers a sweet burn (i.e. “I’d rather be his whore than your wife!!!”)
• also, you must finish whatever is in your glass when Fabrizio gets crushed by the smokestack

Also, you may announce new drink rules at any point during the viewing. 

Suffice it to say, I got shitfaced.  Good times.

Comments

[Avi]

best game EVER.

[Liz]

Remember when we brought beer into movie night on campus and played drinking games to Swingers ("vegas" and "baby") and finished all the beer in like the first 15 minutes of the movie? Good times

[Ahe]

Yeah, and then we couldn't stop giggling for the entire rest of the movie? And got dirty looks from the nerdy movie night people? Well, that's college! :P

[Kim]

Hey! Who you callin' nerdy?!?! ;)

[jessica]

I have played a version wherein the only rule is you must drink when someone says "Rose" or "Jack". Suffice it to say, that is the only rule you need.

[Ahe]

oh my god, jessica, that is nothing short of genius.