i'm not weak; i'm just delicate

So, let’s say you’re Tucker Carlson. A couple of weeks ago, Jon Stewart came on your show, Crossfire, and had his way with you. How would you follow up such supreme humiliation?  Oh, right, clearly, the logical choice would be to invite on Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog, because not only is he a totally acceptable guest for a political show on a respectable cable news channel, he is WAY less likely to make you and Paul Begala look like clueless assholes. 

Speaking of red states and assholes. In regards to Republican control of Capitol Hill and the White House plus two anticipated vacancies in the Supreme Court in the next four years, I got nothing. The only thing I can think of is:  Suck it up, Chief Justice Rehnquist!  Thyroid cancer isn’t THAT bad.  I don’t like you any more than you like me, women, minorities, gays, lesbians, unions and the poor, but I’d take you over what will undoubtedly be someone way, way, way way worse.

Comments

[Jonas]

The best part about that link is the when Stewart called them dicks it say he called them "[male pride]".

It's the quotes I love. Like nipples on male cats you know. Extraneous.

Doubtless Ahe will correct me if that is, in fact, not true. (the usage folks, the usage, not the utility of male cat nipples, jeez, some peoples children)

[Annie]

I think you may be going to hell for that Rehnquist thing. But it would be worth it.

[rira]

this is off topic, but i'd just like to say. the oc rocks! am so excited for tonight. does that make me a loser? i think not! mm, adam brody. delicious!

[jason]

oooohhh nice call on rehnquist! i'm going to repeat that acute observation to someone else so i can join you in hell. sounds good?

[Ahe]

Repeat away, Jason: I could use your company in the flaming pit.