do you really need to resort to the black arts to keep our hormones in check?

I didn’t write this, I swear.

Comments

[jessica]

My thoughts exactly.

[racist steve]

I don't care who wrote it. After reading it, I felt better than I have in, um, about a week.

Oh, did I ever tell you about my Atkin's theory. Is it any wonder that while the Atkins diet has been around for quite some time, it never really came into fruition until, I don't know, the last four years. All of a sudden Carb is a four-letter word. And everyone is jumping on this bandwagon of weight-loss, but what you don't hear is that carbs are required so you can think properly. That's right, nutrition does affect our intelligence. My theory, the ingenious, yet malicious, Bush administration figured the only way they could win a second term is if Americans couldn't think properly. Hence, they implemented the Project: Stupid Adults, aka "The Atkins Diet".

[Annie]

What a liar,. You so wrote that.

[Avi]

No, no, no. Ahe wouldn't use the word "asshole," so much. There would be quite a bit more "bitches" in there.

[Christopher]

that was fucking awesome. i would like to meet the blue stater who wrote that and shake his hand.

[jason]

ahe -- why aren't you taking credit? cuz if you aren't, then i will.

yup. i wrote that... *wink wink*

it's pretty true though. i hate those red states. i'm going to work on a grandma-friendly version for my grandma.

[Ahe]

racist steve, i'm a fan of your theory.