I’m gonna get out of the car and I’m gonna drop ya like third period French.

Did you hear that?  Off in the distance:  a muffled thump followed by a desperate, keening wail?  That was the sound of Hollywood destroying the very last shred of my childhood.

THERE IS NO GOD.

Comments

[christopher]

hollywood killed god!

[Amy]

I have no words. The only thing that could be worse would be if that...no wait. Nothing could possibly make this worse.

[ahe]

Well, I suppose they could be making a live-action Voltron.

[ahe]

Oh, wait--THEY ARE.

http://www.filmjunk.com/2005/07/27/voltron-live-action-movie-in-the-works-new-animated-series/

[Primus]

And people wonder why my usual answer to "How are you today?" is "One day closer to burning the world down."

Total ragegasm on viewing that page. I was speaking in tongues and my hair caught fire.

[John]

That shit must run in the family, because I've seen Ahe's head set aflame with XXXTreme wrath before.

[Annie]

She also gets a bit of that windstorm rising upwards from her feet, blowing back her hair all anime-style.

[Annie]

Ooooh, speaking of stuff that'll set your head on fire, did you see that your sex on a stick boyfriend, Jared Padalecki is gonna be playing Thomas Kinkade in the biography coming out? UNcool.

[John]

They're making a bio of Thomas Kinkade? Who the fuck cares? (At first, I got Kinkade mixed up with Bob Ross and I thought that might have been kind of funny)

[ahe]

I KNOW! I mean, what's next, an Anne Geddes bio-pic? HOLLYWOOD CAN SUCK A NUT.

[Primus]

We all (at least the cool ones) inherited that from Ma Butterfield. She possesses the Weirding Ways to such skill that a single glance can evaporate your skin from your body.

[Kathy]

wasn't underdog's coloring black and white? wtf?

[Jadenator]

At least Rocky & Bullwinkle were cartoons in a shitty live action world. This is a travesty!

[Baxter]

That is how I felt when I learned of Michael Bay's live action Transformers. But alas, Shia LaBeauf is in it so see it I must.

[ahe]

Shia LeBoeuf/LaBeauf/LaBoodle is kinda hot. Is that wrong? Is he totally jailbait?

[Baxter]

He is NOT jailbait...anymore. I think he may also (only just) be able to drink legally. And he is VERY kinda hot.

[ahe]

I have this whole big long story about why I can only say Shia LeBoeuf's name in a really weird high voice, pronounced Shi-ya Le-boof-ee, but it really needs to be in person. It's not the same if you can't hear me say it. Remind me the next time I see you.

[Cassie]

Ray-fuh Fie-enn-esss

[Jadenator]

I hear Shia is putting 20lbs of muscle for Indiana Jone's. Yes, please!