Victory is mine, victory is mine--great day in the morning, people, victory is mine.

In the grand tradition of tooting my own horn, I’d like to draw your attention to my MIGHTY MAD GENIUS TELEVISION PROGNOSTICATION SKILLS.

Item One:  “Also, that part in the dream when Nathan runs towards him BETTER not mean that the Elder Petrelli is going to pull some Big Damn Hero move and save the city by grabbing Exploding Guy and taking him up into the stratosphere because I shall not suffer any dead Petrellis.  No sir.”

Outcome:  Well, if you just watched Heroes, you’ll know that I am suffering one, possibly two dead goddamn Petrellis RIGHT NOW, because the Elder Petrelli indeed pulled some Big Damn Hero move and flew his Bomb Brother up into the stratosphere.

Commentary:  I am the champion, my friends…

Item Two A:  “Oh, and by the by, I want to stay away from real spoilers because I heard the finale is going to be UNBELIEVABLE. Which, of course, means someone dies or is on the brink of death. Which means it must be Sam because there’s just no suspense with Dean on that one, is there?”

Item Two B:  “I feel like I jinxed Sam into getting skewered when I postulated on my blog that the season would end with him dying or on the brink of death. What will Dean do? I mean, besides the obvious selling his soul to get Sam back.”

Outcome:  Sam dies and Dean sells his soul to bring him back to life.

Commentary:  I have drunk from the keg of glory!  Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!

In conclusion, all shall love me and despair!

Comments

[christopher]

now, when you see the future, do you have to paint it? or can you just see it?

[Kim]

Whoa... You need to have your ring of power sliced from your hand...your premonitions are too scary. ;)

[Jonas]

So what about ANTM then?

ps: the accuracy of the SPN prediction is chilling

[ahe]

Kim, you wanna help me schlep the ring to Mordor? You can be my voice of reason!

And Jonas? I KNOW! Chilling indeed.

[Annie]

Let's not forget the BSG predictions you made. You're freaking me out.

[Jonas]

Truly an Oracle of TV. You'd be a highly sought out celeb prognosticator in ancient Greece...if they had TV's then.

[Amy]

BTW, Dean is a DUMBASS.

[Baxter]

Someone who can predict the future but only in terms of fictional hour-long supernatural dramas. I think we have the next Nicolas Cage script.

Also, Dean is SUCH a dumbass. I can't believe he let that bitch talk him down to one year. I hope he spends his eternity in hell bending her over.

[ahe]

Dean is like the king of dumbassery. I think we already knew that, though. The meathead thing is part of his charm, really.

Dude, are you saying Nick Cage would play ME in the movie?

[Baxter]

Well, you know how Hollywood is. The script would get shopped around with you attached and then Nic Cage would get ahold of it and agree to finance the whole thing, but only if he could play the lead. Make sure you get an airtight contract, girl!

[John]

Yeah, you called it. Again. Do you have a pipeline to TPTB?

[ahe]

Fuck Nicolas Cage! If I MUST be played by a Coppola, couldn't it be Jason Schwartzman?

[Amy]

Also? In addition to Dean being a dumbass, Sam is kind of scary. He shot that dude like 27 times.

And did they reaaaaly kill off both Nathan and Peter? The fuck?

[ahe]

WTF, Heroes? Supernatural let its BroYay team live...why can't you? Why?

I agree, Amy, Sam totally turned on the Manson Lamps for that scene--I was a little scared myself.

[Baxter]

Well, you know what Yellow-Eyed Demon Dude said. Sam may or may not have come back "wrong". As you do.

[Kim]

Sure thing! As we are attacked by Black Riders, orks, and the like, we can keep our spirits up by shouting at one another, "Still the prettiest!" :)

[Jonas]

With all the dying that went on at the end of Heroes I figured that was everybody who didn't want to come back for the second season riding off in to the feature film sunset. Or the ones that didn't get their pay demands met.

Or it's a big fake out. I hope for that one.

[Kere]

Come on, admit it.... you don't predict this stuff. You work at the networks don't you? All of them. You're not one, but several persons. I'm right aren't I? Right? Right?

How's that for a conspiracy theory?

[rira]

you never-ever post anymore. what am i supposed to read when i am trying to procrastinate!