what, are you dense? are you retarded or something? who the hell do you think i am? i'm the goddamn batman!

I’m so sorry.  It has been ages and ages and I’m a total douchetard for abandoning you, blog of mine.  I guaran-goddamn-tee a shiny new entry this weekend sometime (though I cannot guarantee that the entry will be about something other than Batman).  To tide you over until then, my latest chat transcript and further reason for you to fear my brain.

3:41 PM 

me: you and jewels remind

me of my sophmore poetry drama class

with stu coleman.

Jericho:  What the fuck?

me: just hear me out, okay jerry?

3:42 PM Jericho: I DON’T WANT TO

 me: listen. i’m just saying that jewels is rad. she’s always

        taking care of us, you know, like

        making sure we have all

        the stuff we need even if she’s kind of a nag

  

3:43 PM she’s totally like a mother figure to a lot of us

 Jericho: That’s actually really nice I’ll tell her you said that        she does have some mom-like qualities

  

  me: and you’re totally like my brother! well, one of my brothers

  

      i guessin the way that as annoying

  

                 as you are i can’t bring myself to kill you.

3:44 PM it’s true. 

 Jericho: from the moment I met you, I felt this instinctive desire
to annoy you

 me: charming.

3:45 PM Jericho: Is this all going somewhere?

 me: yes, poetry/drama.    did you read oedipus when you were in high school?

 Jericho:  Yeah, that dude stabbed his eyeballs out. Rad. 

 me: okay, so, i as wondering

  

                 how does it feel to be sleeping with our mom?

3:46 PM 

Jericho: !!!11!!!!!1   If I were where you are I’d be killing you now

 me: what, why?  i’m just asking if it’s weird that you’re

 Jericho: DON’T repeat it. Don’t make me relive it.

 me: i was just saying…

 Jericho: This is why I live in terror of you. Freaky shit like this! 

3:47 PM 

me: I’m not a freak!  You’re the one having sex with his mom.

Jericho: You’re a freak.  You’re a freak and you scare me.

Comments

[Jonas]

Props to tha Host\First Post!

[John]

It's been so long, so very very long.

[Primus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'd have totally had the same conversation. Our evil genes rock.

[ahe]

Yes, I especially loved how the direction I was heading was so obvious and yet I was still able to shock and dismay him. Sucker!

[christopher]

you're demented. i envy you.

[Annie]

"Stu Coleman?" You just made that name up.

[ahe]

Ah-ah, Annie. I beg. To. Differ.

http://www.eddiewouldgo.com/author.htm

That was my 10th grade poetry/drama teacher. He hated me so bad. Possibly because I was a total asshole. Possibly.

[Amy]

You, an asshole to a teacher? NEVER!

[Jadenator]

Or maybe because that teacher is a total tool! What's with the hair, guy?

[Baxter]

Missed you.

[ahe]

Thanks! I missed blogsville too.